thedisreputabledog:

realrobertpattinson:

hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.

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smokly:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the most confidence boosting text post i’ve ever read

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Breathe. It’s okay. You’re going to be okay. Just breathe. Breathe, and remind yourself of all the times in the past you felt this scared. All of the times you felt this anxious and this overwhelmed. All of the times you felt this level of pain. And remind yourself how each time, you made it through. Life has thrown so much at you, and despite how difficult things have been, you’ve survived. Breathe and trust that you can survive this too. Trust that this struggle is part of the process. And trust that as long as you don’t give up and keep pushing forward, no matter how hopeless things seem, you will make it. Daniell Koepke (via zosolio)

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fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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eggsus:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.

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My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument. Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

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true as fuck zodiac - prominent features
  • aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
  • taurus: they are fucking nerds.
  • gemini: defo the random outbursts
  • cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
  • leo: they're about 4'9"
  • virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
  • libra: weird ass laugh
  • scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
  • sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
  • capricorn: creepy fucking smile
  • aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
  • pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
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your lips never unlearned her name
as if she had tattooed herself inside your teeth
you dream about her,
cry her name in your sleep

she is the summer rain and
her smile is so quick maybe that is why
it still feels like lightning as it runs up
your veins

but you are blackmoon nights
where you chew off your fingernails and
start fights with too much alcohol
to see who winds up empty:
you or the bottle

so you let her go because waterlilies
don’t call deserts like you
a home

he better know the measure
of the girl he wraps his arms around
because oh god oh fuck oh sweet lord
if she is a skyscraper,
you are just dirt

and you will do anything
to make her
the happiest girl
in this world.

"My best friend loves me dearly but the problem is: I’m already in a relationship with someone." /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

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